ickle-nellie-rose:

The Daily Mail Timeline of Shame
Seriously, I hate this piece of sh*t paper SO MUCH.

'claims asbestos is chemically identical to talcom power'
DO NOT FUCKING GET ME START ON THIS.

ickle-nellie-rose:

The Daily Mail Timeline of Shame

Seriously, I hate this piece of sh*t paper SO MUCH.

'claims asbestos is chemically identical to talcom power'

DO NOT FUCKING GET ME START ON THIS.

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scarykeion:

kelbebop:

Alas, poor Yorick. You were glam as fuck.

THIS IS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER

scarykeion:

kelbebop:

Alas, poor Yorick. You were glam as fuck.

THIS IS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER

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Tags: bahahaha

uispeccoll:

Shakespeare’s 450th birthday party:  Ask us Anything!
Adam Hooks, assistant professor of English at here at the University of Iowa, and Colleen Theisen, Special Collections Outreach and Instruction Librarian will be online live from 1pm-3pm [Central time] on Monday April 21st, during the week of Shakespeare’s 450th birthday.
Now is your chance to ask Professor Hooks your burning questions about Shakespeare or being a Shakespeare scholar!  Also on hand will be historic, unusual, beautiful, and forged editions of Shakespeare’s works from Special Collections!
Type your questions now or live on Monday!  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVceEwlIFJs&feature=share

uispeccoll:

Shakespeare’s 450th birthday party:  Ask us Anything!

Adam Hooks, assistant professor of English at here at the University of Iowa, and Colleen Theisen, Special Collections Outreach and Instruction Librarian will be online live from 1pm-3pm [Central time] on Monday April 21st, during the week of Shakespeare’s 450th birthday.

Now is your chance to ask Professor Hooks your burning questions about Shakespeare or being a Shakespeare scholar!  Also on hand will be historic, unusual, beautiful, and forged editions of Shakespeare’s works from Special Collections!

Type your questions now or live on Monday!  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVceEwlIFJs&feature=share

shylocks:

John being like “shit” when Mycroft tells him Sherlock accepted one cigarette he offered him after identifying Irene’s dead body and I’m here like John dear he’ll do heavy drugs just because you got married

yeah but he was on a case…

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anotherknifeinmybed:

thegreenguitar:

Pawnography

that was the best pun ever excuse you

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Happy sweet 450th birthday to William Shakespeare! :)

tomhiddled:

I bet Tom must be out there, singing Happy Birthday……

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Anonymous asked: that's not Khan...

Well its Khan-esque so I named it Khan.

Happy Birthday Shakespeare/Happy St Geroge’s Day

This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall,
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England,
This nurse, this teeming womb of royal kings,
Fear’d by their breed and famous by their birth,
Renowned for their deeds as far from home…

english2english:

-Amanda Holpuch

Yes, we’re back with Goop-split 2014! The Telegraph has added to its collection of geographic reasons not to marry the person you love with The Pitfalls of Marrying an American Woman.

The pitfalls include: “swapping hands with cutlery,” “absurd conception of distance” and…

For whoever it is that views my flat tomorrow…Khan is watching you…

For whoever it is that views my flat tomorrow…Khan is watching you…

suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

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