As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or spiritually. Or all 3
Anonymous asked: I can answer that question - you know me. My job is to cheer you up. Do you have any good Easter memories?
Ohhh I think I know who you are then :)
Hmm Easter memories. Not a good one exactly I guess. But most people who know me know that I am kinda selfish sometimes. My godparents used to come visit us at Easter if they couldn’t make it over xmas. So this one year I got so caught up in the excitement of the holiday and them being around that I totally forgot that it actually was Easter and I had to buy eggs for my mum and sister. When they all found out they were convinced that I did it cus I just wanted to receive chocolate. But I had genuinely forgotten! Needless to say I had to sprint to town on the saturday to hope Woolies still had some eggs in stock!
SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.
HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.
NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP
BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN
That’s pretty much Shakespeare in a nutshell. Is a line philosophical? Satirical? A pun? A dirty joke? Chances are, it’s all of the above.
there are no chances
it is most definitely all of the above
Can I ask, do I know any of you irl at all, or are you all complete strangers?
Either way, I’m enjoying chatting to you :)
Anonymous asked: "Eating cereal out of the box. I’ve reached a new low" - welcome to student life!
True, but I didn’t do this when I was an actual proper fulltime student!
Anonymous asked: Pole dancing?
Haha I’m tempted! But no, its for painting places I can’t reach cus I’m too short!