sosa-parks:

As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or spiritually. Or all 3

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Anonymous asked: I can answer that question - you know me. My job is to cheer you up. Do you have any good Easter memories?

Ohhh I think I know who you are then :)

Hmm Easter memories. Not a good one exactly I guess. But most people who know me know that I am kinda selfish sometimes. My godparents used to come visit us at Easter if they couldn’t make it over xmas. So this one year I got so caught up in the excitement of the holiday and them being around that I totally forgot that it actually was Easter and I had to buy eggs for my mum and sister. When they all found out they were convinced that I did it cus I just wanted to receive chocolate. But I had genuinely forgotten! Needless to say I had to sprint to town on the saturday to hope Woolies still had some eggs in stock!

youknowyourebritishwhen:

The Definitive Stereotype Map Of Britain And Ireland

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elderleaves:

annabellioncourt:

SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.

HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.

NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP

BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN

That’s pretty much Shakespeare in a nutshell. Is a line philosophical? Satirical? A pun? A dirty joke? Chances are, it’s all of the above.

there are no chances

it is most definitely all of the above

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Hey lovely anons

Can I ask, do I know any of you irl at all, or are you all complete strangers?

Either way, I’m enjoying chatting to you :)

Anonymous asked: "Eating cereal out of the box. I’ve reached a new low" - welcome to student life!

True, but I didn’t do this when I was an actual proper fulltime student!

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proofmathisbeautiful:

See How Cadbury Hatches 350 Million Goo-Filled Eggs a Year

  • By Elise Craig  

Candy company Mondelēz International only sells Cadbury Créme Eggs from January through Easter, but its factories fill chocolate shells with gooey cream 364 days a year. It’s the only way to ensure 350 million eggcellent candies are ready for their plastic-grass-lined baskets. Easter shift manager (his actual title) Charles McDonald shows us how the Cadbury factory in Birmingham, England, achieves candy magic, ova and ova.

1 | Mix: Cadbury trucks in chocolate crumb, a sandy paste made from reduced cocoa liquor, milk, and sugar. Two mills grind the particles down and machines fold in cacao butter, warming the mixture to just above body temperature. The factory goes through one ton of chocolate every hour, 24 hours a day.

2 | Coat: A depositor funnels chocolate into eggcups on hinged trays (96 indentations on each side). The trays shake as they move, helping the liquid chocolate to pool in the depressions.

3 | Cream: The white and yellow fillings are made of sugar, water, glucose, and a proprietary goo called “blended syrup”—and free-range-egg powder. Why? “I think it’s a historic thing,” McDonald says. The “white” and the “yolk” have nearly identical ingredients, but the yellow contains food coloring.

4 | Fill: The chocolate-filled trays run under the cream depositor, which squirts in the white goo. The dense cream pushes the pooled chocolate up the sides of the mold. Next, the depositor shoots a smaller quantity of yellow stuff into the center; the yolk is denser than the white, so the two parts of the egg don’t mix.

5 | Cool: To make the still-wet half-eggs whole, the mold-closing machine snaps the trays shut, “like closing a book.” Air coolers solidify the eggs—slowly, to make sure a white bloom doesn’t form on the surface.

6 | Wrap: Once the eggs have hardened, a wheel picks up each one and spins it 360 degrees while small mechanical arms smooth the foil onto the surface.

Cadbury’s + how it’s made + reblog from proofmathisbeautiful

THAT is the trifecta.

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Eating cereal out of the box. I’ve reached a new low

itsjohnsen:

Piccadilly Circus, London, 1939. S&G Barratts

itsjohnsen:

Piccadilly Circus, London, 1939.
S&G Barratts

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Tags: london vintage

simsgonewrong:

Parenting 101

simsgonewrong:

Parenting 101

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Anonymous asked: Pole dancing?

Haha I’m tempted! But no, its for painting places I can’t reach cus I’m too short!

cumberbuddy:

Guess who? Sydney Bridge Climb via @bertilak  Well done on the perfect heart. 

cumberbuddy:

Guess who? Sydney Bridge Climb via @bertilak  Well done on the perfect heart. 

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